I once shot a man, just to watch him hop....
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5 Minutes
Decisions, Decisions
New doors are opening themselves up to wonderful opportunities for your favorite blogger on the worldwide web. Believe me, ladies and gentlemen, I’m just as flabbergasted and excited as you are. Just by...
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3 Minutes
A Missed Calling
Tabloids will write ambitious stories about me and the encounters I’ve allegedly had with three boobed aliens that love dipping sopapillas in chile con queso. ...
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2 Minutes
The Latest Infestation
In the last few months, the domain here at TharpSter.Org has taken on a few new occupants. The first arrival was almost a novelty. Item number two is being kept out in the...
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2 Minutes
The R..r..return Of The J..j..jeep
The r..r..return of the j..j..jeep has been a measured success at b..b..best. Isn’t that w..w..wonderful? We’ve had it back about a w..w..week now after fighting the insurance company sanctioned mechanic for all of our...
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Hold The Mayo
Ya gots to love the Subway. That’s right, I said it. I would have to say my first encounter with the sandwich shop was upon my arrival in Houston 25 years ago. ...
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2 Minutes
And Then There Was That Time…….
…..when I just sat there staring at my laptop expecting the smallest hint of an idea of what to write about. I had the whole day off from Cubeville in order to take...
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Lez Miz
Please pardon me for beating a dead heffalump and it’s dwarf lover, but I just have to come back and address an issue I’ve touched on before. Yesterday I visited the local googooplex with...
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3 Minutes
Siamese Elephants
"Are you sure that little asshole is through?" --Mama
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4 Minutes
Show Us The Black Stuff
Yesterday I ran across a copy of one of this summers blockbusters out on YouTube. You may or may not be familiar with it. It features the lovely and talented Scarlett Johansson in skin...
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