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Just An Observation

Just An Observation

TharpSter October 11, 2026
Linguistic Entropy Syndrome

Linguistic Entropy Syndrome

TharpSter April 18, 2026

The Latest Verbal Brilliance

Bias Confirmed

Bias Confirmed

TharpSter August 30, 2026

A.I. says my dog is better than your dog.

Muddy Memories Of Summer

Muddy Memories Of Summer

TharpSter August 15, 2026

My summer may have been better than yours.

High Five

High Five

TharpSter August 1, 2026

My COVID diary wasn’t subject to a FOIA request.

The Puzzle Piece I Missed

The Puzzle Piece I Missed

TharpSter July 4, 2026

Some family stories take decades to tell themselves.

Sucking Chest Wounds & Unintended Malaprops

Sucking Chest Wounds & Unintended Malaprops

TharpSter June 21, 2026

That Laugh Is Gone. The Wrong Words Aren’t.

Best Practices

Best Practice #48
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Best Practice #48

Best Practice #17
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Best Practice #17

Best Practice #42
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Best Practice #42

Best Practice #45
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Best Practice #45

Best Practice #44
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Best Practice #44

Crowd Favorites

ACB Reveals Talent On Notepad

ACB Reveals Talent On Notepad

TharpSter
October 17, 2020

We didn’t know that ACB could draw.

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English Scientists Identify The Perfect Temperature For Waste Evacuation

English Scientists Identify The Perfect Temperature For Waste Evacuation

TharpSter
December 29, 2019

Four degrees below zero is the best way to go.

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New Information About A Rumour

New Information About A Rumour

TharpSter
August 27, 2019
A Year of Adhocracy

A Year of Adhocracy

TharpSter
May 31, 2018
Go Fly A Kite

Go Fly A Kite

TharpSter
May 11, 2017
Icon To Return To Weekly TV

Icon To Return To Weekly TV

TharpSter
December 27, 2016

Personal Favorities

What I Am

What I Am

TharpSter
April 3, 2021

I know I am, but what are you?

In Memoriam – Will the TharpSterGrill

In Memoriam – Will the TharpSterGrill

TharpSter
November 3, 2019
A Note To The Future

A Note To The Future

TharpSter
August 26, 2019
When Dave Forgot The Words

When Dave Forgot The Words

TharpSter
April 18, 2019
Altering Pressure

Altering Pressure

TharpSter
April 6, 2019
The Necessity of Tier 2 Support

The Necessity of Tier 2 Support

TharpSter
February 23, 2019
The French Dip Nexus

The French Dip Nexus

TharpSter
October 21, 2018
52 Pickup

52 Pickup

TharpSter
February 4, 2018
Go Fly A Kite

Go Fly A Kite

TharpSter
May 11, 2017

Updated Classics

Ding Dong

Ding Dong

TharpSter
August 17, 2020

The struggle continues to be real…

SB 50-Sumthin’

SB 50-Sumthin’

TharpSter
February 1, 2020

I could probably care less, but I don’t need to.

The Jackass, The Honeycomb, & The Brothel

The Jackass, The Honeycomb, & The Brothel

TharpSter
May 22, 2019

The internet didn’t like the Game of Thrones finale. So what.

Fishing & What To Do About It

Fishing & What To Do About It

TharpSter
September 21, 2018

We took the scenic route to get to the lake so that…

Three Stove Top Incidents That Changed My Life

Three Stove Top Incidents That Changed My Life

TharpSter
June 21, 2014
TharpSter & The Great OutDoors

TharpSter & The Great OutDoors

TharpSter
October 20, 2013

Columbus must have had it better than this…

Spittin’

Spittin’

TharpSter
June 17, 2013
Rainy Day Correspondence

Rainy Day Correspondence

TharpSter
May 26, 2013

42

A Call For 42

A Call For 42

TharpSter
September 30, 2018
OMW 2 Fitty

OMW 2 Fitty

TharpSter
June 1, 2017

In The News

A Mournful Nation Braces As Biden Mulls Appointment To Replace Betty White As America’s Beloved Grandmother

A Mournful Nation Braces As Biden Mulls Appointment To Replace Betty White As America’s Beloved Grandmother

TharpSter
January 1, 2022
White House Blames Aliens, Climate Change, & Racism For Success Of Website

White House Blames Aliens, Climate Change, & Racism For Success Of Website

TharpSter
July 21, 2021
ACB Reveals Talent On Notepad

ACB Reveals Talent On Notepad

TharpSter
October 17, 2020
English Scientists Identify The Perfect Temperature For Waste Evacuation

English Scientists Identify The Perfect Temperature For Waste Evacuation

TharpSter
December 29, 2019
Uncle Sam To Help NFL Rebuild Fan Base

Uncle Sam To Help NFL Rebuild Fan Base

TharpSter
November 9, 2019

Dime Retention

A Salute To 316
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A Salute To 316

More Dumb Decisions
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More Dumb Decisions

Surviving The New Year
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Surviving The New Year

Fixing Big Ed
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Fixing Big Ed

Demoted Content
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Demoted Content

Go Fly A Kite

Go Fly A Kite

TharpSter
May 11, 2017

Drivers who hit and run need to go fly a kite.

Hamburgers & Dirty Words

Hamburgers & Dirty Words

TharpSter
June 1, 2014

I’m blaming the Scottish archers for this one.

The Flat Tire

The Flat Tire

TharpSter
November 19, 2012

A flat tire never made me that mad.

Yeah, But Did He Apologize For The Right Thing?

TharpSter
February 2, 2010
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