Let's hope you can still read cursive....
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Linguistic Entropy Syndrome
It's April 18th, and you know what that means.......
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Derisive History
The only parts of this story which aren't true are the ones I made up....
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Selling Mental Health
Mental health days are for people who need… whatever “mental health” is....
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We Thank You With The Letters We Have
Wē θAŋK Yü BIZNəS...
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Posts From The Personal Hygiene Aisle
...and then there was that time I went to buy toilet paper....
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Vogons & Weimaraners
Vogon poetry isn’t meant to be enjoyed — it’s meant to be survived. ...
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The Rabbit That Reached Back
It knew when I would eat and when I would regret it....
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Recycle Bins, Dog Parks, & Emergency Vet Clinics
Some weeks write their own chaos....
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An Elbonian Hole and a David-Sized Mystery
It turns out you don’t always notice what’s holding things together until it’s gone....
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