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Posts From The Personal Hygiene Aisle
...and then there was that time I went to buy toilet paper....
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Vogons & Weimaraners
Vogon poetry isn’t meant to be enjoyed — it’s meant to be survived. ...
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The Rabbit That Reached Back
It knew when I would eat and when I would regret it....
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Recycle Bins, Dog Parks, & Emergency Vet Clinics
Some weeks write their own chaos....
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An Elbonian Hole and a David-Sized Mystery
It turns out you don’t always notice what’s holding things together until it’s gone....
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Not As Naughty As I Thought
Pretty bad when I can blame a preacher for this one....
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From Fetch to Firearms to Flexing
Bagels devoured, stent still lodged, and the day’s itinerary reads like a tactical breakfast drill: dogs, guns, gym, and grilled chicken pizza....
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Furnace Time at Halftime
I don't even wish I could care....
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