There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic. –Douglas Adams If you are camped near water, you may be awakened very early in the morning...
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Union Jack Is Back With A Hole In His Head
*Beep* “Shuffle my tunes.” “Playing all of your songs. Shuffle.” Three thunderous strikes of a power chord come on board which send an immediately assertive signal to the real estate in...
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Blue Shadows On The Trail
All board meetings should be held at Mexican food restaurants....
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Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM
It was a dark and stormy night. That’s right people, I just started a blog with the oldest literary cliché in the book. Many years ago, a group of writers got together...
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A Little More Bite And A Little Less Bark
Last night, Wifey and I ventured out from the domain from spending the day celebrating Juniorette’s birthday to partake in a date night. We went to a movie. The movie we saw...
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Leaves Are On The Ground, Fall Has Come
Yesterday, my hometown took on some rain. As I was advised this morning at approximately 6:00 am, 3.7 inches fell into a rain gauge just a matter of miles from the domain here. In...
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She Did A Mean Macarena To The Funky Cold Medina
I sit here at Mr. Laptop (not to be confused with Mr. Coffee or Mr. Radar) at 4pm central on Saturday afternoon. It’s hot. The heat comes in some way by means of...
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Pack Up The Babies And Grab The Old Ladies
It was just a matter of time before the menace-festation returned. Now atop the frame which steadies the decoupage loaded sneeze guard which presumably separates me from the rest of the world in...
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The S.E.P. Field
After a week away from the domain setting up digs in the northern auxiliary branch of TharpSter.Org, Junior appears to be well on his way. Within a matter of days, he was stacking...
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A Moment Of Silence
I think it’s only necessary at this point in time to call for a moment of silence in deference to my tormentor, the sock monkey. He will be missed. *pause to absorb...
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