“Wow, I’ve always seen you with a hat before.” Yeah, that’s pretty much the first thing I hear from someone who has seen my flesh toned, follicle free melon for the first time without...
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Taylor The Latte Boy
October 2nd, 2012 came upon us in a blink of an eye. At least, that is, where the perspective of 11:59:59 on October 1st is concerned. With the arrival of this day,...
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Stop Holding Back And Set Yourself Free
*editors note – The lead of today’s blog will provide you (the reader) with a multiple choice of punch lines. Regardless of which punch line you choose, the ensuing verbal brilliance will continue to...
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I Play Great Keyboards Of Horses’ Teeth
There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic. –Douglas Adams If you are camped near water, you may be awakened very early in the morning...
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Union Jack Is Back With A Hole In His Head
*Beep* “Shuffle my tunes.” “Playing all of your songs. Shuffle.” Three thunderous strikes of a power chord come on board which send an immediately assertive signal to the real estate in...
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Blue Shadows On The Trail
All board meetings should be held at Mexican food restaurants....
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Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM
It was a dark and stormy night. That’s right people, I just started a blog with the oldest literary cliché in the book. Many years ago, a group of writers got together...
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A Little More Bite And A Little Less Bark
Last night, Wifey and I ventured out from the domain from spending the day celebrating Juniorette’s birthday to partake in a date night. We went to a movie. The movie we saw...
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Leaves Are On The Ground, Fall Has Come
Yesterday, my hometown took on some rain. As I was advised this morning at approximately 6:00 am, 3.7 inches fell into a rain gauge just a matter of miles from the domain here. In...
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She Did A Mean Macarena To The Funky Cold Medina
I sit here at Mr. Laptop (not to be confused with Mr. Coffee or Mr. Radar) at 4pm central on Saturday afternoon. It’s hot. The heat comes in some way by means of...
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