What in the name of cerumen-based storytelling is going on here?...
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And If It Were Warm She Wouldn’t Wear Much More
Deep within the heart of Texas on the cusp of the hill country, a north side health club bustles with activity. Patrons in various states of dress ranging from fleece to spandex endeavor to...
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Time Cast It’s Spell On You
This coming Tuesday, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter comes out on DVD. Yeah, that doesn’t really mean anything to me. It was amusing to watch on an outing with the boss and my un-indicted co-conspirators....
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Future’s Coming Much Too Slow
And now for the next 3 1/2 hours of my life. Certainly the promise of brilliance could be present as I sit here in a cubicle on a Friday afternoon upon returning from...
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Somewhere In The Stratosphere
As dawn broke at really early-thirty over the New Mexico desert where aliens made news many years before, an Austrian born daredevil named Felix Baumgartner rose from his slumber, dined on a bowl of...
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It’s Time To Get Things Started
Today’s occurrence of Saturday was the first one in the last month or so where nothing was planned. There were no birthday parties or guests from out of town. There were no appointments...
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They’re Just Living In My Head
So we’re 9 months and 10 days (11 by the time you read this) into the year 2012. The end of the world is a matter of months away and the election is even...
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So You Had A Bad Day
Ostensibly speaking, one of the first signs of a bad day is when you open your oven and your rump roast farts in your face. I’m pretty sure I’ve published that little nugget...
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You Make The Rockin’ World Go Round
*Smack* “Yiiiieeee!” *Bump* *Rattle* *Thonk!* It’s quite the brilliant lead if you ask me. Even though it doesn’t seem to mean anything special to you right now, just stay...
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She Hates Time Make It Stop
Saturday came pretty darn early on it’s first occurrence in October of 2012. This particular morning found me not in the backyard starter kit with a bowl of Corn Chex, a green tea...
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