I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s just a matter of time before we all need to pack our shit and get the hell out of Chrysler. Why doesn’t that sound right? ...
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Delivering Expectations
“I need you guys to tell me if this sounds too flippant.” Not since the first time I saw the crawl at the beginning of Star Wars in the summer of 1977 at...
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In Comes The Cold
Well ladies and gentlemen, when it comes down to it, living by the river is dying by the river. Yeah that’s a poker reference, but I can’t help but to suspect there may...
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Rise Up, Gather ‘Round
Let's ruin classics, one song at a time....
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She’s A Man Eater
“Woman, you’re going to be the death of me.” Nearly twenty years ago at the beginning of the relationship, that line was worded and delivered with more love and less foreboding. Now,...
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Something Evel’s Lurking In The Dark
I’m not really one to celebrate Halloween. There was a time in my youth when I enjoyed dressing up as assorted super heroes, movie characters, and motorcycle daredevils. However, gone are the days....
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Turn The Page
Last night I set aside about thirty minutes to do some high level calculations and extreme cyphering in order to come to the following conclusion. I have four more daily blogs to write...
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I Don’t Wanna Change The World
What in the name of cerumen-based storytelling is going on here?...
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And If It Were Warm She Wouldn’t Wear Much More
Deep within the heart of Texas on the cusp of the hill country, a north side health club bustles with activity. Patrons in various states of dress ranging from fleece to spandex endeavor to...
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Time Cast It’s Spell On You
This coming Tuesday, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter comes out on DVD. Yeah, that doesn’t really mean anything to me. It was amusing to watch on an outing with the boss and my un-indicted co-conspirators....
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