Please pardon me for beating a dead heffalump and it’s dwarf lover, but I just have to come back and address an issue I’ve touched on before. Yesterday I visited the local googooplex with...
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Siamese Elephants
"Are you sure that little asshole is through?" --Mama
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Show Us The Black Stuff
Yesterday I ran across a copy of one of this summers blockbusters out on YouTube. You may or may not be familiar with it. It features the lovely and talented Scarlett Johansson in skin...
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I’m Not Alright
Chalk this one up as yet another sign that yours truly will eventually go nuts. Gary Busey and Adam West, if you’re reading this, well…. Yeah, I got nothin’. One of the things that...
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A Watch Under Cloak
These new watches are great. You know the ones. They’re the cool ones which have a stop watch and alarm built into them. Certainly, they’ve been around for awhile and the “new”...
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Mongo’s CandyGram
Today’s blog title comes to you care of a team name I used in a fantasy football league several years ago. For those of you not familiar with the fact that The Godfather II...
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The Faces Of Bane
Well, ladies and gentlemen it had to be done. The movie has been out for a few weeks and a cursory search on my preferred search engine yield no cool pictures created and...
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Jeep Parts
Ladies and gentlemen as you may remember, the events of July 3rd were quite eventful here at the TharpSter Domain. Faith the TharpSter TreadMill had part of her toe amputated right from under...
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Oreos Self Defined
If you search the internet long enough, you’ll find a clip from an interview in which Stephen Colbert discussed really long songs with the band Rush. Rush is known for having some long ass...
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Burnin’ Quarters, Two At A Time
On what used to be the northwest outskirts of town, there’s a multi screen googooplex of a theater which caters to those of us in the region and our movie going desires. This summer...
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