Naked Chicks!...
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Signing On For The Ride
Whereas my activities in the fabric covered box at the auxiliary office have been robust, complex, and a general pain in the ass in the last 6 weeks, I can’t really complain a whole...
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Good Ole 188.143.232.39
Nestled deep in the top left hand of corner of Russia is the city of Saint Petersburg. It’s kind of like our Seattle, but without all of the coffee and fish throwing. Well. Maybe...
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Step Off
Yesterday, you were relatively a good boy. You kept your calorie count down. You put in your walking. While playing the bowling game on Wii Sports, you actually stood up and used your three...
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2011: The Year In Review
The year 2011 has come in like any other year during my tenure here on Earth. I should warn you now that it’s been pretty boring. Any continued attempts on your part to finish...
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Solicitors & Unicorns
There was a time where I never had to post a 'No Soliciting' sign....
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The Micro Plunge 3000
The Micro Plunge 3000 is no ordinary plunger. At about a third of the size and cost of a regular sized plunger, the Micro Plunge 3000 is more than capable of handling all of...
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Ferrell Movie Creates Near Disaster
SAN ANTONIO – A house in the suburbs on the northwest side of town nearly imploded in on itself last night according to the homeowner. Blame is being attributed to a viewing of The...
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Dad’s Famous Fudge
One of many things you may not know about me is the fact that I’m an uncle to a variety of neices and nephews. That’s right people. I’ve got three of them here in...
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Social Networking & Social Responsibility
How about the social networking? Isn’t it neat and cool? Of course it is. Now naturally I could spend the next several paragraphs talking about all of its features and benefits, however I would...
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