Right about now, ladies and gentlemen, it’s raining here in San Antonio. Such a meteorological event has become a rare occurrence here in my neck of the woods as of late. As such, I...
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5 Minutes
Prophetic Post-Its
Tucked away in a desk drawer somewhere in a cube farm where once young and optimistic souls now fidget with their golden handcuffs, a square, standard sized sticky note (it’s a Post-It Note) holds...
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7 Minutes
The Antithesis Of An Ode To Dairy Queen
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make. I used to wear braces. Shocking, I know. Just like my kids do today, I used to visit the orthodontist every six to eight weeks...
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“What do you get if you multiply six by nine?” Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, for the last 11 months and 30 days, I have lived my life under a certain harmony under the...
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6 Minutes
Don’t Be Messin’ With My Green Tea
Stop messing with the formula!...
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6 Minutes
The UnWritten Song
Many years ago while I remained stationed in my formative years, my Dad worked for a company which was of the habit of producing calendars every year for it’s existing and perspective clients. Naturally...
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6 Minutes
Health Club Strip Tease
Muscle Universe is an upstart chain of health and fitness clubs which have steadily increased the presence in communities across the American southwest. Naturally, they have lofty goals of expanding nationwide over the next...
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Texas To Name Official State Font
AUSTIN – In an effort to present a more friendly mentality about the state of Texas, a bill was presented before the state legislature this morning to change the font on all statewide signage....
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4 Minutes
A Simple Request To My Detractors
This one is for all of my detractors. You know who you are. This is for those of you who think its racist to display an American flag in the state of California. Have...
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5 Minutes
On Project Mayhem
“I am Jack’s raging bile duct.” Recently I’ve developed a new appreciation for the movie Fight Club. Thanks to the wonders of basic cable, I’ve seen the edited version sans profanity and subliminal junk...
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