“I don’t believe there’s a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn’t enjoy a lovely beverage.” –David Letterman “I don’t believe there’s a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn’t enjoy a...
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The Incontinent Aftermath
It’s very frustrating to know at this juncture of the Presidential campaign that no one is talking about the enhanced pat-downs which are performed by TSA agents all over this great country of ours....
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Interventionism, Or Lack Thereof
As you may or may not know, my two dogs hate each other. That’s right. Faith and Hope could give a rat’s ass about each other, and they have no problem with calling...
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3 Minutes
Practical Applications
Nirvana. Not the band. The physical sensation. Unmitigated, unfettered, no holds barred, pleasure. Ladies and gentlemen, when the proper level of moisture is present combined with just the correct level of...
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The Night Off
Editors Note: The board of directors here at TharpSter.Org have decided to give Randy the night off from writing his daily blog. This decision does not come lightly. Throughout the year, he has been...
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BB Part Deux
Well I didn’t initially visualize a rant about an experience at the DVD rental joint this last weekend would end up on a discussion board. Deep down, the rant really wasn’t the subject of...
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The Unedited Version
Big surprise showed up on the DVD player last night. Little side note. For those you who have read my Blockbuster rant, I appear to be hijacking Google searches for “Blockbuster Blue Ticket”....
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Monday Night
I sit here on the loveseat on a Monday night. Dinner, compiled of Wifey’s delicious spaghetti complete with garlic bread and salad drenched in Italian dressing is over. The laptop adorns my lap...
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I’m The Customer Who
The real problem with Blockbuster isn’t the fact that its competition has figured out how to go beyond simple DVD rentals by running its service features through game consoles and the Internet. The...
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Today Was Kewl
Well ladies and gentlemen, today I did something I normally don’t do, and frankly have never done before. Understand that with a couple of teenagers, the years of dragging them into young adulthood have...
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