There’s a monkey in the boat….. Come on everybody, sing along. You know the words. Anyone? Bueller? That’s not a song lyric that I know of. I just wanted to...
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Seis de Mayo
Seis de Mayo has seemed to come in wet and thunderous, and subsequently got out hot and humid. What’s the deal with that? Generally I don’t have a problem with thunderstorms. The...
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Cinco de Mayo TharpSter Style
Run and tell all of the angels this could take all night. Yeah, I didn’t write that one. If you don’t know who did, then you and I appear to have different tastes...
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5 Minutes
The Art Of Teamwork
Suffice to say (seems like I’m saying that a lot more with these daily dispatches), today’s blog isn’t going to talk about the benefits of teamwork. The reasoning behind the title will become self...
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3 Minutes
Reluctantly Bi
Focal, that is. Suffice to say, you’re favorite blogger on the whole worldwide web has pretty bad vision. It all started in 1978 (when I’m sure a lot of problems started) when...
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“One Simple Sign-on” Listed As A Possible 2nd Term Initiative
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Obama Administration is considering the use of individual mandates in future legislative proposals if the President should win re-election this year. One of the first proposals would require all American...
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Not Funny
To be absolutely honest, I don’t know what irritates me more. I’m sure you can understand my dilemma. At least you will in a few moments. Before this last weekend, I...
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Not Going On Craigslist
“I don’t believe there’s a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn’t enjoy a lovely beverage.” –David Letterman “I don’t believe there’s a man, woman, or child alive today who doesn’t enjoy a...
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The Incontinent Aftermath
It’s very frustrating to know at this juncture of the Presidential campaign that no one is talking about the enhanced pat-downs which are performed by TSA agents all over this great country of ours....
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Interventionism, Or Lack Thereof
As you may or may not know, my two dogs hate each other. That’s right. Faith and Hope could give a rat’s ass about each other, and they have no problem with calling...
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