*sniff, sniff* What’s that smell? Chocolate chip cookies. Just for the record, there are only two people I can think of who are capable of making the world’s best chocolate chip...
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The Day The Squirrel Went Berserk
First of all, let’s talk football. It’s 1:50 pm on a Sunday afternoon right now, and RG III is right smack dab in the middle of a suckfest. I haven’t watched any of...
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You Probably Think This Song Is About You
Yes, I write and publish gag news stories. Rest assured, they’re not always the easiest pieces to write. In year one of TharpSter.Org, I wrote one that suggested that the President’s beloved...
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Beware Doll, You’re Bound To Fall
Well ladies and gentlemen, I have a doozy for you. I can’t write it tonight though. Sadly, the demands of my social calendar require that I be away from the laptop where...
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Some Call It Faith, Some Superstition
There comes a time in every man’s life where he has to just button down and write today’s blog. Dinner has been consumed and the dishes are somewhat done. A picture of Wifey’s...
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Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM
It was a dark and stormy night. That’s right people, I just started a blog with the oldest literary cliché in the book. Many years ago, a group of writers got together...
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You Know The Rules And So Do I
Sacrilegious. Offensive. Disgusting. There’s a picture posted out there on a website which prides itself on publishing fake news articles. The picture depicts a cartoon drawing of the symbols of several different religions taking...
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You Got To Learn To Roll With The Changes
Shortly after my brother and I moved to San Antonio, our Grandmother took to making sure that we were going to be alright, independent, edumacated, and all of that other stuff. Among the...
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A Little More Bite And A Little Less Bark
Last night, Wifey and I ventured out from the domain from spending the day celebrating Juniorette’s birthday to partake in a date night. We went to a movie. The movie we saw...
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‘Scuse Me While I Kiss The Sky
“There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic” – Douglas Adams In all sincerity, my dear reader, there is nothing like a hard hitting quote to...
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