*Beep* “Shuffle my tunes.” “Playing all of your songs. Shuffle.” Three thunderous strikes of a power chord come on board which send an immediately assertive signal to the real estate in...
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4 Minutes
I Don’t Know
There comes a point in every man’s life when he’s got to drag his lazy tired ass out of bed in the morning and go to work on a goal other than hitting all...
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4 Minutes
Blue Shadows On The Trail
All board meetings should be held at Mexican food restaurants....
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3 Minutes
What’s That Smell?
*sniff, sniff* What’s that smell? Chocolate chip cookies. Just for the record, there are only two people I can think of who are capable of making the world’s best chocolate chip...
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1 Minute
The Day The Squirrel Went Berserk
First of all, let’s talk football. It’s 1:50 pm on a Sunday afternoon right now, and RG III is right smack dab in the middle of a suckfest. I haven’t watched any of...
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6 Minutes
You Probably Think This Song Is About You
Yes, I write and publish gag news stories. Rest assured, they’re not always the easiest pieces to write. In year one of TharpSter.Org, I wrote one that suggested that the President’s beloved...
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1 Minute
Beware Doll, You’re Bound To Fall
Well ladies and gentlemen, I have a doozy for you. I can’t write it tonight though. Sadly, the demands of my social calendar require that I be away from the laptop where...
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3 Minutes
Some Call It Faith, Some Superstition
There comes a time in every man’s life where he has to just button down and write today’s blog. Dinner has been consumed and the dishes are somewhat done. A picture of Wifey’s...
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6 Minutes
Boom-Lay Boom-Lay BOOM
It was a dark and stormy night. That’s right people, I just started a blog with the oldest literary cliché in the book. Many years ago, a group of writers got together...
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You Know The Rules And So Do I
Sacrilegious. Offensive. Disgusting. There’s a picture posted out there on a website which prides itself on publishing fake news articles. The picture depicts a cartoon drawing of the symbols of several different religions taking...
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