I’ve got a zit right smack dab in the middle of the bridge of my nose, and it’s driving me nuts. It’s amusing to look at for a second or two, but then it’s...
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4 Minutes
Stop Holding Back And Set Yourself Free
*editors note – The lead of today’s blog will provide you (the reader) with a multiple choice of punch lines. Regardless of which punch line you choose, the ensuing verbal brilliance will continue to...
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I Play Great Keyboards Of Horses’ Teeth
There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic. –Douglas Adams If you are camped near water, you may be awakened very early in the morning...
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What Else Can I Say?
Well ladies and gentlemen, all of the key indicators are there. In essence, whenever the word “gate” is added as a suffix to a word, it’s pretty much a foregone conclusion that the...
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4 Minutes
Union Jack Is Back With A Hole In His Head
*Beep* “Shuffle my tunes.” “Playing all of your songs. Shuffle.” Three thunderous strikes of a power chord come on board which send an immediately assertive signal to the real estate in...
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I Don’t Know
There comes a point in every man’s life when he’s got to drag his lazy tired ass out of bed in the morning and go to work on a goal other than hitting all...
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4 Minutes
Blue Shadows On The Trail
All board meetings should be held at Mexican food restaurants....
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3 Minutes
What’s That Smell?
*sniff, sniff* What’s that smell? Chocolate chip cookies. Just for the record, there are only two people I can think of who are capable of making the world’s best chocolate chip...
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1 Minute
The Day The Squirrel Went Berserk
First of all, let’s talk football. It’s 1:50 pm on a Sunday afternoon right now, and RG III is right smack dab in the middle of a suckfest. I haven’t watched any of...
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6 Minutes
You Probably Think This Song Is About You
Yes, I write and publish gag news stories. Rest assured, they’re not always the easiest pieces to write. In year one of TharpSter.Org, I wrote one that suggested that the President’s beloved...
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