While composing yesterday’s rambling soliloquy about the timing of when the daily blog publishes, I sought out a song which could potentially be relatively apt to the underlying subject matter. I usually take lyrics...
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They’re Just Living In My Head
So we’re 9 months and 10 days (11 by the time you read this) into the year 2012. The end of the world is a matter of months away and the election is even...
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The Telephone Is Ringing
I got a call from the vet today. I didn’t really expect it, but it happened anyway. “Your dog Faith has been found.” “Really?” First of all, Faith wasn’t lost....
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So You Had A Bad Day
Ostensibly speaking, one of the first signs of a bad day is when you open your oven and your rump roast farts in your face. I’m pretty sure I’ve published that little nugget...
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You Make The Rockin’ World Go Round
*Smack* “Yiiiieeee!” *Bump* *Rattle* *Thonk!* It’s quite the brilliant lead if you ask me. Even though it doesn’t seem to mean anything special to you right now, just stay...
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She Hates Time Make It Stop
Saturday came pretty darn early on it’s first occurrence in October of 2012. This particular morning found me not in the backyard starter kit with a bowl of Corn Chex, a green tea...
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Strapped In The Chair Of The City’s Gas Chamber
Tosh.0 is a video review show aired by Comedy Central. It features comedian Daniel Tosh making smart ass remarks about videos found out on the 21st century miracle of the Internet. The 2012 Presidential...
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So No One Told You Life Was Going To Be This Way
Big picture, the president was ill prepared. It kinda served as a metaphor for his entire presidency. Man, I loves the metaphors. Actually I take the lead sentence back. Kinda....
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They Call Me Mellow Yellow
“Wow, I’ve always seen you with a hat before.” Yeah, that’s pretty much the first thing I hear from someone who has seen my flesh toned, follicle free melon for the first time without...
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Taylor The Latte Boy
October 2nd, 2012 came upon us in a blink of an eye. At least, that is, where the perspective of 11:59:59 on October 1st is concerned. With the arrival of this day,...
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