Big picture, the president was ill prepared. It kinda served as a metaphor for his entire presidency. Man, I loves the metaphors. Actually I take the lead sentence back. Kinda....
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They Call Me Mellow Yellow
“Wow, I’ve always seen you with a hat before.” Yeah, that’s pretty much the first thing I hear from someone who has seen my flesh toned, follicle free melon for the first time without...
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Taylor The Latte Boy
October 2nd, 2012 came upon us in a blink of an eye. At least, that is, where the perspective of 11:59:59 on October 1st is concerned. With the arrival of this day,...
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So We’ve Been Told And Some Choose To Believe It
I’ve got a zit right smack dab in the middle of the bridge of my nose, and it’s driving me nuts. It’s amusing to look at for a second or two, but then it’s...
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4 Minutes
Stop Holding Back And Set Yourself Free
*editors note – The lead of today’s blog will provide you (the reader) with a multiple choice of punch lines. Regardless of which punch line you choose, the ensuing verbal brilliance will continue to...
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I Play Great Keyboards Of Horses’ Teeth
There is a moment in every dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic. –Douglas Adams If you are camped near water, you may be awakened very early in the morning...
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What Else Can I Say?
Well ladies and gentlemen, all of the key indicators are there. In essence, whenever the word “gate” is added as a suffix to a word, it’s pretty much a foregone conclusion that the...
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Union Jack Is Back With A Hole In His Head
*Beep* “Shuffle my tunes.” “Playing all of your songs. Shuffle.” Three thunderous strikes of a power chord come on board which send an immediately assertive signal to the real estate in...
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I Don’t Know
There comes a point in every man’s life when he’s got to drag his lazy tired ass out of bed in the morning and go to work on a goal other than hitting all...
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Blue Shadows On The Trail
All board meetings should be held at Mexican food restaurants....
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