“Woman, you’re going to be the death of me.” Nearly twenty years ago at the beginning of the relationship, that line was worded and delivered with more love and less foreboding. Now,...
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Something Evel’s Lurking In The Dark
I’m not really one to celebrate Halloween. There was a time in my youth when I enjoyed dressing up as assorted super heroes, movie characters, and motorcycle daredevils. However, gone are the days....
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I’ve Been Waiting All Day For Sunday Night
As I write today’s dispatch on a Sunday night, I’m flipping the channels back and forth between the Broncos/Saints game and Game 4 of the World Series. Denver is currently trying to punch...
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Turn The Page
Last night I set aside about thirty minutes to do some high level calculations and extreme cyphering in order to come to the following conclusion. I have four more daily blogs to write...
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I Don’t Wanna Change The World
What in the name of cerumen-based storytelling is going on here?...
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And If It Were Warm She Wouldn’t Wear Much More
Elliptical encounters are the worst....
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Watching The Tide Roll Away
A man sits in a chair with a smart phone in hand, fat thumbing out a blog for the day. That episode of M*A*S*H where Hot Lips got laryngitis from giving herself a...
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What A Way To Go
Insert a video of Louis Farrakhan rambling about some number right *here*. Insert a video of Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory talking about the number 73 right *here*. As much...
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Don’t Take A Slice Of My Pie
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s been awhile since I’ve done this. Tonight’s production of tomorrow’s installment of Letters From The Past is being pre-empted. I know you’re heart broken. For what it’s...
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It Just Might Spoil Your Victory
Good Lord in butter, people! Who in their right mind schedules game 7 of the NLCS, Monday Night Football, and a Presidential debate all on the same night? How is a political...
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