What in the name of cerumen-based storytelling is going on here?...
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And If It Were Warm She Wouldn’t Wear Much More
Deep within the heart of Texas on the cusp of the hill country, a north side health club bustles with activity. Patrons in various states of dress ranging from fleece to spandex endeavor to...
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Watching The Tide Roll Away
A man sits in a chair with a smart phone in hand, fat thumbing out a blog for the day. That episode of M*A*S*H where Hot Lips got laryngitis from giving herself a...
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What A Way To Go
Insert a video of Louis Farrakhan rambling about some number right *here*. Insert a video of Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory talking about the number 73 right *here*. As much...
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Don’t Take A Slice Of My Pie
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s been awhile since I’ve done this. Tonight’s production of tomorrow’s installment of Letters From The Past is being pre-empted. I know you’re heart broken. For what it’s...
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It Just Might Spoil Your Victory
Good Lord in butter, people! Who in their right mind schedules game 7 of the NLCS, Monday Night Football, and a Presidential debate all on the same night? How is a political...
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Sweet Miracles And Strange Circumstances
Alright now, everyone pay attention. This one is going to happen pretty quickly. Wifey is about to call out to me from the other room. She’ll either ask me to do something, ask...
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Time Cast It’s Spell On You
This coming Tuesday, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter comes out on DVD. Yeah, that doesn’t really mean anything to me. It was amusing to watch on an outing with the boss and my un-indicted co-conspirators....
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Future’s Coming Much Too Slow
And now for the next 3 1/2 hours of my life. Certainly the promise of brilliance could be present as I sit here in a cubicle on a Friday afternoon upon returning from...
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And The Slogans Are Replaced
And one more thing. Two actually, but only one of them is about the debate. “Please proceed, Governor”. I love that statement. It was the only memorable statement uttered by the President the other...
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