Ladies and gentlemen as I publish this post, Barack Obama has just been projected as the winner of the 2012 campaign for the Presidency. I can’t believe this man has been re-elected....
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Keeping The Faith
“So aside from growing kick ass sideburns and spawning gingers, what does this guy do for a living?” To be honest, that statement has absolutely nothing to do with today’s post. It was...
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We’re Not Gonna Take It
Today, ladies and gentlemen, was fraught with suffrage. The worst thing about it is that I’m sitting here in a Chili’s getting really bad customer service from a flamboyant individual sporting a goofy ass...
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She’s A Man Eater
“Woman, you’re going to be the death of me.” Nearly twenty years ago at the beginning of the relationship, that line was worded and delivered with more love and less foreboding. Now,...
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Something Evel’s Lurking In The Dark
I’m not really one to celebrate Halloween. There was a time in my youth when I enjoyed dressing up as assorted super heroes, movie characters, and motorcycle daredevils. However, gone are the days....
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I’ve Been Waiting All Day For Sunday Night
As I write today’s dispatch on a Sunday night, I’m flipping the channels back and forth between the Broncos/Saints game and Game 4 of the World Series. Denver is currently trying to punch...
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Turn The Page
Last night I set aside about thirty minutes to do some high level calculations and extreme cyphering in order to come to the following conclusion. I have four more daily blogs to write...
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I Don’t Wanna Change The World
What in the name of cerumen-based storytelling is going on here?...
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And If It Were Warm She Wouldn’t Wear Much More
Deep within the heart of Texas on the cusp of the hill country, a north side health club bustles with activity. Patrons in various states of dress ranging from fleece to spandex endeavor to...
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Watching The Tide Roll Away
A man sits in a chair with a smart phone in hand, fat thumbing out a blog for the day. That episode of M*A*S*H where Hot Lips got laryngitis from giving herself a...
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