You know ladies and gentlemen, there comes a time in all of our lives when we just need to sit down and write about a whole bunch of things at once, knowing full well...
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7 Minutes
A Call for Dominion
Well ladies and gentlemen, in all of my years of offering up prescient yet unsolicited advice on how people should do things so as to avoid lateral scateral (shit going sideways) and to mitigate...
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3 Minutes
52 Pickup
Well ladies and gentlemen, here we are. When we last gathered around the proverbial dinner table here on the worldwide web to discuss the ever troubling subject of the NFL and it’s colossal inability...
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12 Minutes
Standing Up
First you say it. Then you do it. A certain family friendly comedian used to include that statement in a bit he did years ago. I’m pretty sure it was in relation to wearing...
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1 Minute
All Apologies
Yesterday afternoon, after consuming the obligatory Thanksgiving meal, I spent a few hours assembling my latest dispatch of verbal brilliance to the internet. Twelve hours later, while doling out my daily ex gratia...
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10 Minutes
My Compromise
Given the state of things, I think I can handle this one....
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Green Tile & Tea Stained Floors
I’d like to blame the good people at Lipton for how crappy I feel right now. There, I said it. There was a time in my recent past when I was perpetually...
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Don’t Take A Slice Of My Pie
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s been awhile since I’ve done this. Tonight’s production of tomorrow’s installment of Letters From The Past is being pre-empted. I know you’re heart broken. For what it’s...
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1 Minute
The Day The Squirrel Went Berserk
First of all, let’s talk football. It’s 1:50 pm on a Sunday afternoon right now, and RG III is right smack dab in the middle of a suckfest. I haven’t watched any of...
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8 Minutes
Killing Halves
Naked Chicks!...
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