...and then there was that time I went rabbit hunting....
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Hot Tub BB Gun
I once shot a man, just to watch him hop....
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Tough Sh*t – A Review
Ladies and gentlemen, in a pure and uninterrupted display of irony, I participated in metaphor this morning. I didn’t even do it on purpose. ; Come to think of it, participation in a metaphor...
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Earth In Peril: New Rotation Could Cause Problems For The Planet
The Earth’s rotation has recently experienced an anomaly in its rotation according to lead scientists with NASA and the US Geological Service. It’s currently unknown what the long term implications of an irregular rotation...
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At The End Of The Day
Well gang, I’m back. Of course you didn’t miss me that much because the wonders of the information age allowed me to continue dispatching verbal brilliance to the web without the risk of taking...
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In Comes June
Is the official seal of the county of Ector here in Texas really a flatulent penguin wearing a hat made of yarn and recycled beer cans?...
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Practical Applications
Nirvana. Not the band. The physical sensation. Unmitigated, unfettered, no holds barred, pleasure. Ladies and gentlemen, when the proper level of moisture is present combined with just the correct level of...
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I’m The Customer Who
The real problem with Blockbuster isn’t the fact that its competition has figured out how to go beyond simple DVD rentals by running its service features through game consoles and the Internet. The...
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Finding A Place To Go
The Shops at La Cantera presents itself as well on it’s way to upscale shopping offered to San Antonio residents and tourists. It’s strategically placed on the northwest side of town just next door...
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The Booger & The Angry Bird
Boom! There ya go. This is blog number 100 on the year ladies and gentlemen. Just when I thought today’s dispatch was going to go by way of the desperate grasp for material to...
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