“Okay everyone. Hang on and watch Randy open this one. You’ll want to see the look on his face.” I can’t really say I’ve ever heard that particular statement prior to tearing into a...
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The Case Of The Missing Bobby Pin
Stu’s bobby pin was lost. It’s not like he didn’t know where it was. He knew exactly where it was. It was on the ground behind his bedside table. It had fallen back there...
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Yosemite?
Newsroom is a show on HBO which features Jeff Daniels as a news anchor. That’s all I know about it. I don’t watch it and have never seen an episode of it. It helps...
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The Door to Door Adventures of Twisty: The Malcontented Merchandiser of Unwanted Goods
Tuesday, 6:30 pm in late August hit the suburbs of the city as hot as it ever did. The life of anyone working outdoors during this time of year was resplendent with misery. ...
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TharpSter & The Great OutDoors
At this writing, the date is Monday, October 14, 2013. It’s Columbus Day. I know this because the banks are closed and the markets are open. That means that as a cubicle...
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Connecting The Dots
Alright gang. Get your big purple crayon out and get ready to play a spirited game of dot to dot. From a mathematical point of view, it takes two points to define...
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Fighting Trolls
There seems to be a troll or goblin-like varmint living absolutely rent free in the confines of the spacious, less than fashionable subconscious section of my skull. Even worse is the fact that he...
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Regarding The Ducks
M R DUCKS M R NOT M R 2 Generally speaking, I try to avoid writing about that which has already been written. That being said, I offer up the following statements for two...
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Catching Up
Over 30 years ago when I was but a young teenager, my good friend Steve imparted a poignant nugget of science upon me that to this day, I continue to believe to be pretty...
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Stereotypical Orange
Sadly enough, I haven’t been very productive in my time away from the colossal display of verbal brilliance which emanates from this site which you’ve so wisely visited. I’ve had a couple of stories...
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