Given the state of things, I think I can handle this one....
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Ifs & Butts
I have this friend on Facebook who I literally haven’t seen in over 30 years. We were friends growing up, having attended the same schools and church throughout our formative years. Needless to say,...
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7 Minutes
Quittin’
Thursday, 11/03 and Wednesday, 11/09 will most likely go down in history as some of the most unproductive dates produced by the year 2016. Reason being is that the previous evening for both...
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The Morning After
The election of 2016 will go down in history as……. Well…… The election of 2016. It’s currently 5:43 am central time on the morning after here at the TharpSter compound in Texas. ...
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2 Minutes
A Last Minute Consideration
Dear America, Well the day is here. For those of you who will be voting in this election, you have a big decision ahead of you. You have the option to...
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19 Minutes
An Open Response
Dear Open Letter Writers, You know who you are. You’re the ones who have been writing open letters to those campaigning for the Presidency this time around and posting them on social...
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21 Minutes
Defining TharpSter
Ladies and gentlemen, I have about six or seven different epic posts banging around in my head, and I can’t seem to take advantage of all the time I have this Labor Day weekend...
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3 Minutes
You Can Leave Now
Okay, now that Trump is just about done doing to the GOP establishment what he really needed to do, he needs to start designing a strategy to get the hell out of the race....
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2 Minutes
The Can, The Tip, & The Pin
It’s 3 am. You’ve been asleep for hours. Your perpetual somber is slated to end in 3, 2, 1….. Boom. Your bladder has woken you up with a specific demand....
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Marital Bliss In Aisle 3
Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our normally scheduled programming in order to bring you an act of marital bliss currently underway at the A&P. Never mind the young gentlemen bagging groceries up front...
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