Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s been awhile since I’ve done this. Tonight’s production of tomorrow’s installment of Letters From The Past is being pre-empted. I know you’re heart broken. For what it’s...
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It Just Might Spoil Your Victory
Good Lord in butter, people! Who in their right mind schedules game 7 of the NLCS, Monday Night Football, and a Presidential debate all on the same night? How is a political...
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And The Slogans Are Replaced
And one more thing. Two actually, but only one of them is about the debate. “Please proceed, Governor”. I love that statement. It was the only memorable statement uttered by the President the other...
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I Never Lied To You, I’ve Always Been Cool
Last night we saw life imitate art. To be absolutely honest and arrogant at the same time, two different mediums of art were involved. Playing the role of life was the second presidential debate....
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Strapped In The Chair Of The City’s Gas Chamber
Tosh.0 is a video review show aired by Comedy Central. It features comedian Daniel Tosh making smart ass remarks about videos found out on the 21st century miracle of the Internet. The 2012 Presidential...
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So No One Told You Life Was Going To Be This Way
Big picture, the president was ill prepared. It kinda served as a metaphor for his entire presidency. Man, I loves the metaphors. Actually I take the lead sentence back. Kinda....
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What Else Can I Say?
Well ladies and gentlemen, all of the key indicators are there. In essence, whenever the word “gate” is added as a suffix to a word, it’s pretty much a foregone conclusion that the...
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The Day The Squirrel Went Berserk
First of all, let’s talk football. It’s 1:50 pm on a Sunday afternoon right now, and RG III is right smack dab in the middle of a suckfest. I haven’t watched any of...
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6 Minutes
You Probably Think This Song Is About You
Yes, I write and publish gag news stories. Rest assured, they’re not always the easiest pieces to write. In year one of TharpSter.Org, I wrote one that suggested that the President’s beloved...
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3 Minutes
Some Call It Faith, Some Superstition
There comes a time in every man’s life where he has to just button down and write today’s blog. Dinner has been consumed and the dishes are somewhat done. A picture of Wifey’s...
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