Well ladies and gentlemen, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There comes a time in all of our lives where we just have to stop wondering Who’s Crying Now and just...
Sleep alludes me. Another words, let me put it this way. There comes a time in all of our lives when the malaprops fly. The key is to figure out when they’ve...
Well ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to my eclectic collection of verbal brilliance, wordsmithery, unmitigated babbling, and what’s considered to be generally unfettered jibber-jabber. At the time of this writing, it’s Good Friday, 2018....
For what it’s worth, I’m all about getting as much use out my stuff that I can. It has nothing to do with being frugal with my resources or mindful of the environment...
Well it’s December 22nd, and we survived the Mayan end of days. Or did we? Yesterday. I responded to what I’m guessing was 52 meeting invites in Cubeville. The invitations were for...
It was a dark and stormy night. Ladies and gentlemen, sometimes times these things practically write themselves. The less than pleasant time of 4:45 am came this morning a whole lot earlier...
There’s a relatively dirty movie out there called Waiting featuring the actor-like stylings of Ryan Reynolds, Justin Long, that guy whose name I can’t remember right now, and a host of others. A...
“So aside from growing kick ass sideburns and spawning gingers, what does this guy do for a living?” To be honest, that statement has absolutely nothing to do with today’s post. It was...
I got a call from the vet today. I didn’t really expect it, but it happened anyway. “Your dog Faith has been found.” “Really?” First of all, Faith wasn’t lost....
“Wow, I’ve always seen you with a hat before.” Yeah, that’s pretty much the first thing I hear from someone who has seen my flesh toned, follicle free melon for the first time without...