This morning at 6:50 am, I placed a call to a random number in West Virginia. Victim: “Hello?” Me: “Howdy.” Victim: “What time is it?” Me: “Almost 7, West Virginia.”...
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Something You May Not Know
That hole is for........
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Acts Of Mowing
Regarding the new lawn mower........
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Dispatches from the Auxiliary Bloggery
Summary: I couldn't blog from my office this morning. The dog didn't care....
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A Vote Against The Thunder
There comes a time in all of our lives when the opportunity presents itself for us to get paid to share our opinions in a focus group....
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Surviving The New Year
*Spoilers* I Will Survive....
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Swinging For The Red
I got a MacGuffin for my birthday....
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Le Pétomane
I sit here in a somewhat elevated state of awe........
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What’s Ken Worth?
Recently I was asked if I had ever been in the cab of a big rig. “No.” I responded. “However, I have seen Smokey & The Bandit....
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I Don’t Even Wish I Could Care
I just don't care....
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