WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to declassified documents released late Friday afternoon by the Extra Terrestrial Contact Unit (ETCU) of the National Security Agency, humanoid cybernetic beings known as the Borg have been on Earth...
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Real Men of Genius
Back on July 16th of this year, Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates was arrested in his own home by Sergeant James Crowley of the Cambridge Police for disorderly conduct. It would seem there was...
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Two Things to Learn From Today’s Big Meeting
I believe the meeting is today where the Bamster is inviting his buddy from Harvard and the guy who arrested him to the White House for a Beer. There are two take-aways the American...
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‘Birthers’ Gain Ground on Question of Citizenship
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The White House announced late Wednesday that it would make public all available documentary evidence pertaining to the birth place of the President. According to White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs,...
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The Pancake Breakfast Incident
I don't eat pancakes....
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Cultural Diversity
The Dinka are a group of tribes in South Sudan. They number around 4.5 million people, and constitute the largest ethnic tribe in South Sudan. I recently encountered a National Geographic documentary while I...
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Alert Me When…….
Lotus Notes Sametime is an instant messaging utility which allows the voluntary and involuntary dweller of your average sized (and average odor) cubicle to communicate nearly instantaneously with those whom we would otherwise want...
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White House to open new investigation
WASHINGTON D.C. – In an ongoing effort to maintain full transparency to the American public, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced late Friday that the White House has ordered an investigation into whether...
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