Editors note: Today’s blob has been composed on my iPhone using the growing thorn in my side which presents itself in the form of a virtual keyboard and an auto correct feature. Whereas I...
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Burnt Bridges
Ladies and gentlemen, in the last two days I have found myself in the restrooms of two different Exxon Tiger Marts. The first one is close to the orthodontist who uses all of...
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The Great Bodywash Shortage of 2012
Right around 2005 or 2006, I remember hearing someone talking at work about the impending housing bubble which could potentially serve to cripple the U.S. economy. If he only had the foresight and clairvoyance...
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In Memorium: The Chicken Dinner
Looking back, it occurs to me that the year 2012 marks the 20th in which I first darkened the door at QVC. The cable shopping network had just opened a call center here in...
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Aliens Use Nationwide EAS Test To Launch Attack
Washington, D.C. – In a surprise turn of events, aliens from the delta quadrant launched an attack on America today from orbit just over Washington DC. The attack happened at precisely 2pm eastern time....
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Wyoming Heritage In Jeopardy Over Interstate Rest Stop Incident
Glenrock, Wy – An incident which can only be characterized as unusual took place last month at the Edgar J. Herschler Memorial Rest Stop just outside of Glenrock on the northbound side of Interstate 25. According...
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Profiling The Profile
As much as I would love to compose an eloquent piece on a series of pictures seen on the Facebook profile page belonging to a manager of one of the TharpSter satellite offices, I...
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New Trend In 2012 Vacation Requests Cause Concern
Washington, D.C. – Vacation requests submitted to employers nationwide for the calendar year 2012 are showing a new trend compared to previous years’ requests. According to a statistics recently released by the Department Of...
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Me, You & An Empty Field
There’s a great scene in the classic film Office Space where the three heroes of the flick kidnap a sadistic piece of office equipment, transport it to a field out in the middle of...
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The Hoarder’s Starter Kit
Go back and read that title carefully. There’s no ‘W’ in there anywhere. If there were, this blog would possess a completely different dynamic which would most likely keep your interest. Now that we’ve...
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