Needles in the mouth, right?...
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The 3 Legged Stool
I sit here….. No, that’s not right. I stand here at the kitchen counter consuming an Everything Bagel. A near empty bottle of Palmolive supervises the process in desperate hopes of capturing...
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7 Minutes
Finding The Good Things
Well ladies and gentlemen, we’re a matter of hours out from a fundamental change being exacted on this great country of ours, and I feel it’s necessary to write something about it. Let’s...
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10 Minutes
2016 Urine Review
Well ladies and gentlemen, the year is almost over. You know what that means don’t you? It’s time to look back and assess what happened over the last 12 months. Gather up all of...
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Icon To Return To Weekly TV
Tim Conway is returning to television. Viewers among Generation X and the Baby Boomers will find the return of Conway to weekly television to be a welcome homecoming. Conway is best known...
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All Apologies
Yesterday afternoon, after consuming the obligatory Thanksgiving meal, I spent a few hours assembling my latest dispatch of verbal brilliance to the internet. Twelve hours later, while doling out my daily ex gratia...
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My Compromise
Given the state of things, I think I can handle this one....
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Quittin’
Thursday, 11/03 and Wednesday, 11/09 will most likely go down in history as some of the most unproductive dates produced by the year 2016. Reason being is that the previous evening for both...
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The Morning After
The election of 2016 will go down in history as……. Well…… The election of 2016. It’s currently 5:43 am central time on the morning after here at the TharpSter compound in Texas. ...
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Freak Searches
Mornin’ y’all. The occasion that I wake up on any given morning, fire up the ole laptop and log into the control center that manages what should be the most widely visited and...
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