Vogon poetry isn’t meant to be enjoyed — it’s meant to be survived. ...
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The Rabbit That Reached Back
It knew when I would eat and when I would regret it....
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Recycle Bins, Dog Parks, & Emergency Vet Clinics
Some weeks write their own chaos....
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An Elbonian Hole and a David-Sized Mystery
It turns out you don’t always notice what’s holding things together until it’s gone....
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Not As Naughty As I Thought
Pretty bad when I can blame a preacher for this one....
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Furnace Time at Halftime
I don't even wish I could care....
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The Negative Space Between Freedom & Logic
Carry on items may shift during the pat down.
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Attempted Intelligence
The plastic straws are coming back and AI probably doesn't know what to do about it....
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Dude Wipes, Mouthwash, & Mayonnaise
Now that I have your attention…....
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