SAN ANTONIO – A house in the suburbs on the northwest side of town nearly imploded in on itself last night according to the homeowner. Blame is being attributed to a viewing of The...
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Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Don’t Care.
This last week the fuel injected lame duck that is the 111th Congress managed to put together the votes to insure the rights of any sexually oriented individual to put their life on the...
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Dad’s Famous Fudge
One of many things you may not know about me is the fact that I’m an uncle to a variety of neices and nephews. That’s right people. I’ve got three of them here in...
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Social Networking & Social Responsibility
How about the social networking? Isn’t it neat and cool? Of course it is. Now naturally I could spend the next several paragraphs talking about all of its features and benefits, however I would...
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My Facebook Manifesto
In light of the growing popularity of the social networking, I feel it only necessary to make public my policy where Facebook is concerned. I know. It’s long overdue, but still. “Better Nate than...
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Conspiracy? Really?
Whatever respect I never had for Dancing With The Stars was magnified a few years ago when Def Leppard appeared on that piece of crap and proceeded to lip-sync “Pour Some Sugar On Me”....
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TSA’s Enhanced Pat-Down Encounters New Assault
DENVER – The Transportation Security Administration came under fire this afternoon when an agent became the victim of an unexpected response from a passenger who was undergoing a security screening. Without any warning, the...
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On Going Green
“Please consider the environment before printing this document.” In my day to day life as a mild mannered, yet sarcastic bidness analyst at the auxiliary office, that stupid, ill-informed statement flashes across the...
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Click This…….
Find something you love to do and you’ll never work a day in your life. Harvey MacKay said that. I don’t know if it was those exact words, but I know I have the...
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A One Sentence Election Day Message
I should probably warn you upfront that if you copy this entire dispatch to the web into a Word document, you’ll have a hard time getting rid of the little green squiggly line under...
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