Tucked away in a desk drawer somewhere in a cube farm where once young and optimistic souls now fidget with their golden handcuffs, a square, standard sized sticky note (it’s a Post-It Note) holds...
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7 Minutes
The Antithesis Of An Ode To Dairy Queen
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make. I used to wear braces. Shocking, I know. Just like my kids do today, I used to visit the orthodontist every six to eight weeks...
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5 Minutes
A Birthday Diary
5:00 am Central Today I will turn 43. I’m off from work today, yet still I need to get up early. The restraints of having one vehicle along with the desire to take the...
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3 Minutes
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“What do you get if you multiply six by nine?” Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, for the last 11 months and 30 days, I have lived my life under a certain harmony under the...
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6 Minutes
Don’t Be Messin’ With My Green Tea
Stop messing with the formula!...
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10 Minutes
The Beastie Way Of Life
It would seem that the lofty goals of our great grandparents, our grandparents, and those stationed somewhere between then and now have gone sadly awry. There was a time when our ancestors of less...
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6 Minutes
The UnWritten Song
Many years ago while I remained stationed in my formative years, my Dad worked for a company which was of the habit of producing calendars every year for it’s existing and perspective clients. Naturally...
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7 Minutes
10 LBS. of Crap in a 5 LB. Bag
For whatever reason there is, ladies and gentlemen, I don’t really pay attention to the news and current events on the weekends. Sure, I have apps on my phone which pop up headlines...
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6 Minutes
Health Club Strip Tease
Muscle Universe is an upstart chain of health and fitness clubs which have steadily increased the presence in communities across the American southwest. Naturally, they have lofty goals of expanding nationwide over the next...
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Texas To Name Official State Font
AUSTIN – In an effort to present a more friendly mentality about the state of Texas, a bill was presented before the state legislature this morning to change the font on all statewide signage....
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