ORLANDO – Last night’s debate among the Republican presidential candidates was delayed briefly as a result of a protest staged by proponents in favor of federal benefit extensions for the perpetually unemployed who choose...
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Regarding The Rapid Decline Of Western Civilization, As It Applies To Arena Rock
It should be stated right off the bat that I had a pretty good time last night. Thanks for asking. For those of you who weren’t aware of my itinerary for last night, I’ll...
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A Muzzled Anniversary
Eighteen years ago today, Wifey and I dressed up in duds nice enough to get us into the Sizzler, stood before the preacher (her uncle), and committed ourselves to a lifetime of marriage. In...
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2 Minutes
Man vs. Cubicle
In 2006, the Discovery Channel brought you Man vs. Wild. In this show, the viewer followed Bear Grylls as he found himself stranded in the nastiest of regions all over the world. That wasn’t...
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The September Vacation Initiative
First of all, it should be said right here and now that the following flash of verbal brilliance in which you are about to wantonly imbibe through that glowing monitor attached to one of...
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A Tenacious & Muzzled Update
So far, the training is going fine. Of course, we continue to keep the dogs separated at practically all times. When they’re not separated, the human members of the organization execute rigid policies which...
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5 Minutes
Vending Machine Vengeance
Vending machines are wonderful things. That’s right, you just fell into a blog about vending machines. I think it goes without saying that technological advances of the end of the 20th and the beginning...
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Happily & Voluntarily Soaked
I know the subject matter in which I’m about to weave my verbal brilliance is nothing new. Regardless, I find it necessary to write this piece because I’ve yet to see anyone do it....
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Why You Gotta Vote
Call me a cynic. Call me a skeptic. When it comes down to it, I just don’t trust the American voting public to get it right more than every once in a awhile. Spooky. ...
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