Editors note: Today’s blob has been composed on my iPhone using the growing thorn in my side which presents itself in the form of a virtual keyboard and an auto correct feature. Whereas I...
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Looking Back On Sunshine
I don’t remember what the exact date was. What I do remember was that it was either at the very end of 1997 or the very beginning of 1998. Fourteen years. It’s probably all...
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Exploiting The Joo Joo Jam Boy
Ladies and gentlemen, a troubling issue has reared it’s ugly head. I feel it’s only necessary to call attention to such a poignant matter before things get out of hand. Before doing so,...
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Requiem For A Piece Of Junk
For what it’s worth, I hated that thing. “Hate” is a strong word, but so is “floccinauccinihilipilification“, which pretty much describes to a “t” (and several other letters), what that thing meant to...
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Burnt Bridges
Ladies and gentlemen, in the last two days I have found myself in the restrooms of two different Exxon Tiger Marts. The first one is close to the orthodontist who uses all of...
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Tis The Season
*groan* Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the last day of my staycation. On a positive note, the debutantes and crackheads who represent Dallas in the NFL were sent home last night in a loss...
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The Great Bodywash Shortage of 2012
Right around 2005 or 2006, I remember hearing someone talking at work about the impending housing bubble which could potentially serve to cripple the U.S. economy. If he only had the foresight and clairvoyance...
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Letters From The Past
On background, I should probably tell you what I’m doing. Whether you actually care or even if I should tell you is immaterial. I’m just taking up space. There are plenty of people out...
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Hashing The Rehash: The 2012 TharpSterLutions
At about this time last year, I hatched a half baked idea to provide a monthly summary of the events of 2011. By the end of the year, I would have 12 posts in...
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Pit Bulls & Nerf Darts
For Christmas, all of the men folk received handguns which shoot Nerf darts. When I opened mine up, Junior brandished his out of a defensive sense of paranoia that I would make him my...
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