One of the reasons I maintain gainful employment outside of the organization has to do with the fact that I can only mess with the wife and kids so much before I finalize the...
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No Title, Just Babbling
You sit there in front of complete strangers in an environment where you’re completely out of your element. The strangers there who are deemed with a modicum of authority of your short term and...
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Contraception
Don’t try to tell me all of this talk about contraception in the forum of all things political was home-grown within the GOP primary process. None of the 8 or 9 initial candidates which...
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Winning At Cards In The 21st Century
I’ve gotta admit it. Life here in the 21st century is pretty darn cool. Granted, I’m not talking about life as we know it in these recessed (or depressed) times where gas jumps...
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Attention GOP Voters
You’re doing it all wrong. Do you really want the establishment to pick the candidate you’re going to vote for? The only difference between the guy who’s picking up the delegates right now and...
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My Favorite Scars
If you noticed it in the title, I have more than one. I’d like to think of the number of scars is two and a half. This is what it’s come to people. Set...
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Bagging It
Today, the city of Austin, Texas passed a ban on paper and plastic bags. It should come as no surprise that Austin (a paradigm for goofy ass progressive cities with way too much...
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Open Doors
By my count, my driver’s license (Texas) expires in less than three months. For the last ten years, I’ve gotten away with just renewing it on line. It would seem that the state...
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60 Days In
Meh. By my count, you and I have now completed day number 60 of my elaborate scheme to commit ambitious acts of fraud and deceit on the worldwide blog reading public. No that’s not...
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A Blogging Poem
Here I sit all broken hearted Tried to blog and only sharted. So today I took a chance Hijacked a classic And published the worstest, non-rhyming haiku ever. There’s a pretty good reason I...
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