Well kids, Junior has graduated. He’s got his diploma, he walked the stage, and he lost his hat when he threw it up into the air. In the meantime, family was in...
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Why Is It…..
Tonight I sit here at a Dairy Queen just after watching Junior walking the stage for his diploma and into oblivion. I’m a little rumbly in the tumbly today, even after an adequate dosage...
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The Pickle Interruption
By now, after reading dispatch after dispatch of verbal brilliance passed onto a dull Internet via the TharpSter.Org vehicle to the information super highway (complete with turn arounds sometime in the third quarter of...
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7 Minutes
In Comes June
Is the official seal of the county of Ector here in Texas really a flatulent penguin wearing a hat made of yarn and recycled beer cans?...
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The Case Of The Bad Aftertaste
It all started a few days ago when I ran out of my diet green tea here at the domain. No big deal, I’ll just pick one up in the vending machine at the...
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Stolen Suffrage
At the time of this writing, I’ll have you know that I just voted in the Texas primary. You know. The one that’s usually part of Super Tuesday. You know. The one...
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3 Minutes
This Is Nacho Farm
*Buuuuuurrrrrpp* Please pardon me while I partake in the digestive process of what can be described as a purely hedonistic intake of what was a delicious lunch. If there is a man, woman, or...
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3 Minutes
American Idol Lip Syncing Allegations Rock Music Industry
The music industry was rocked last Thursday when news broke that an artist made famous by American Idol was involved in a major lip syncing scandal. For the time the show has been on...
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An App For That Too
Well ladies and gentlemen, humankind has been on this rock for a pretty long time. As a result of our continued presence here, regardless of what impact we’ve had or haven’t had on the...
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Sadly Awake
I’d like to thank the encephalitic savants in the programming department at NBC for wasting my time this spring with the show “Awake”. Sadly I was. Awake that is. The premise...
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