"Are you sure that little asshole is through?" --Mama
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Show Us The Black Stuff
Yesterday I ran across a copy of one of this summers blockbusters out on YouTube. You may or may not be familiar with it. It features the lovely and talented Scarlett Johansson in skin...
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These Ones Go To 11
It’s 9:30 pm on a Friday night in south central (or is it central south) Texas where we hit something like 105 degrees today. We had burgers off of the grill earlier and I’ve...
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I’m Not Alright
Chalk this one up as yet another sign that yours truly will eventually go nuts. Gary Busey and Adam West, if you’re reading this, well…. Yeah, I got nothin’. One of the things that...
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A Watch Under Cloak
These new watches are great. You know the ones. They’re the cool ones which have a stop watch and alarm built into them. Certainly, they’ve been around for awhile and the “new”...
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Mongo’s CandyGram
Today’s blog title comes to you care of a team name I used in a fantasy football league several years ago. For those of you not familiar with the fact that The Godfather II...
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The Faces Of Bane
Well, ladies and gentlemen it had to be done. The movie has been out for a few weeks and a cursory search on my preferred search engine yield no cool pictures created and...
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Hurdles
Okay, it’s a forgone conclusion that a lot of the stuff I write is usually wrapped up in a metaphor which makes a bold and clever, yet poignant statements about a certain issue. ...
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Encrypted Search Terms
Every once in awhile when I’m checking the viewership stats here on TharpSter.Org, I gain some unique insights on the goofy ass stuff you people are entering on your favorite search engine in order...
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Setting My Watch
Forget about setting your watch on some namby pamby atomic clock that everyone is always talking about. It’s not accurate enough. Instead, set it on the stupid shit that happens. If you...
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