This last week I watched cable news coverage of the Republican National Convention on three different occasions. I’ve been watching these things now for over 30 years. At least I’m pretty sure I have...
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A Moment Of Silence
I think it’s only necessary at this point in time to call for a moment of silence in deference to my tormentor, the sock monkey. He will be missed. *pause to absorb...
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5 Minutes
Hey Chowsky!
Chalk this one up as another recovered memory, ladies and gentlemen. I was just watching something on my basic cable package which features of plethora of channels bereft of quality programming designed to...
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Speed Blog Five
All things being equal, let me just say right now that the promise of speed blog five shows a great deal of potential more than speed blog four. In all honesty, speed blog...
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Mas Sock Monkey
There comes a point in every man’s life where he has to face his fears. One of my earliest memories is having a healthy fear of mannequins. It should probably be said right...
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Mandolins & Light Sabers
If you're going to open carry, make sure everything works....
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Hot Tub BB Gun
I once shot a man, just to watch him hop....
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Dumping Our Heros
It’s sad. I haven’t kept up with all of the specific details, but from what I understand, Lance Armstrong is getting the raw end of the stick. Has he ever tested...
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Saturday In A Thursday Kinda Way
Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s Saturday morning. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the TharpSter Pit Bull is doing her part in the circle of life by leaving a little something...
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The Mustang Basket Return
Years ago (more than I care to count), I used to sport a civic minded spirit by making sure the parking lots of mass merchandisers were clear of unnecessary debris. Just as a...
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