Earlier this evening after returning from walking the pit bull, I was dispatched to kitchen to stir the vittles that were simmering on the stove. Hamburger Helper. Actually it was the store...
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There And Back Again
I'd rather go to Mordor than Denny's....
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Drawing Hope
Have I ever mentioned that my pit bull Hope is an attention whore? Of course I have. For those of you who don’t know this little tidbit, allow me to provide some background. For...
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Green Tile & Tea Stained Floors
I’d like to blame the good people at Lipton for how crappy I feel right now. There, I said it. There was a time in my recent past when I was perpetually...
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Kansas Rain
Twenty one, and strong as I can be Cause I know, what real means to be And I can’t think of any reason why That I should ever wanna die Or something...
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Socializing Stuff
There comes a time in every man’s life when he just has to shut up and deal with it. Yeah, I don’t know what that means. Actually I do, but I’m not...
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Weaponizing TharpSter
As is the law here in the great state of Texas, I drive a truck. I have a heavy ass floor jack under the back seat which slides forward and jams into my driver’s...
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Another PreEmption
Yeah, yeah. I know. I have a good reason for pre-empting today’s blog that is better than the mere fact that I’m suffering from a little writer’s block. Little writer’s block. ...
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Burning Rice
With the recent re-election of Barack Obama and the confirmation that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was getting the hell out of Dodge, there’s been a great deal of hub-bub, hootin’, hollerin’, pissin’ and...
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Crunching The Numbers
Today’s blog will be slightly pre-empted in favor of a challenging attempt to solve a math question....
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