Okay, the case I’m about to make here has already been made ad nauseam. Even still, the blinders are still on, and I feel it only fitting at this point to make the case...
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Googling Your Server
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Orchestrating 2016
Ya know, ladies and gentlemen….. There was a time on this very website where I would wax poetically about the political happenings of the day on what practically seems like a daily basis in...
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You Can Leave Now
Okay, now that Trump is just about done doing to the GOP establishment what he really needed to do, he needs to start designing a strategy to get the hell out of the race....
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The Can, The Tip, & The Pin
It’s 3 am. You’ve been asleep for hours. Your perpetual somber is slated to end in 3, 2, 1….. Boom. Your bladder has woken you up with a specific demand....
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Marital Bliss In Aisle 3
Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our normally scheduled programming in order to bring you an act of marital bliss currently underway at the A&P. Never mind the young gentlemen bagging groceries up front...
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Spoilers, Predictions, and Other Hijinks
Ladies and gentlemen, as of this writing the date is January 16, 2016. The latest Star Wars offering has been out nearly a month, and has taken in what I’m guessing to be in...
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Empty Promises Ahead
Good Lord in Butter people. Look what I just did. It’s already the second day of the year and I’ve yet to post my TharpSterLutions for the for upcoming year. For...
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A Word About Nirvana
So there’s a point when you’re scratching the back of a big ole dog and you hit that magic spot. The dogs skin shifts back and forth in order to stay in the perfect...
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