I sure do reminisce a lot.......
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The TharpSter New Year
Well ladies and gentlemen, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. That’s not really correct though. The thing I’ve said before that I’ve admonished I’ll repeat is just the first few words...
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6 Minutes
Say ‘YEAH’!
Two points define a line, three points confirm it. I’m sure at one point (heh) or another, some highly trained and well intentioned education professional disciplined in the mathematical arts uttered those words in...
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8 Minutes
The Allusion of Sleep
Sleep alludes me. Another words, let me put it this way. There comes a time in all of our lives when the malaprops fly. The key is to figure out when they’ve...
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7 Minutes
Clean Boxer Shorts & The Sunken Place
Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s not every day that I utter a phrase that kicks off such an epiphonic (that’s a word, I coined it years ago) resonance within the reader that the residual...
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14 Minutes
A Year of Adhocracy
It’s amazing what a colonoscopy followed up by cataract surgery can do for Anal Glaucoma....
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4 Minutes
OMW2Fitty – The Penultimate Dispatch
Well ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know if you should count yourself lucky or otherwise when it comes to the daunting task of reading the second to the last dispatch in this series of...
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6 Minutes
A Call for Dominion
Well ladies and gentlemen, in all of my years of offering up prescient yet unsolicited advice on how people should do things so as to avoid lateral scateral (shit going sideways) and to mitigate...
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7 Minutes
Gigs Between The MileStones
Reflecting back on the last ten years as they apply to my ability to jump into a crowd and join in on the collective receipt of a downright unfettered assault to multiple sensory inputs...
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6 Minutes
The Pit Bull Diaries: Epilogue
I'm going to miss that dog....
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