Allow me to start by offering my heartfelt congratulations to the McAllister Little League of San Antonio. This summer, their 12 year old all star team has made it to the Little League World...
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The Squirrel, The Heather, & The Conspiracy
Out of the 52 weekends I typically participate in during any given year, there are only a select few which get an additional day tacked on by means other than a government mandated holiday. ...
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Oh, the Joy
Several weeks ago when the hotbed topic of universal healthcare started to take on a personality and odor of its own, I took it upon myself to make contact with one standard sized Congressman...
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News Worthy of a Spit Take
You’ll have to excuse me a moment whilst I dig out a tissue to wipe off my monitor. I’m afraid I just ran across an interesting article out on the vast plains of the...
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It’s Really Not A Racist Matter
Racism is the belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one’s own race is superior and has the right to...
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Borg Plot Uncovered
WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to declassified documents released late Friday afternoon by the Extra Terrestrial Contact Unit (ETCU) of the National Security Agency, humanoid cybernetic beings known as the Borg have been on Earth...
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Fessin’ Up
It would seem that the man who would be the Veep on the DNC’s ticket this last year and four years before is about to fess up about the reported paternity of Rielle Hunter’s...
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The TharpSter HealthCare Plan
While doing my time with the TharpSter TreadMill this morning at a time of day when I would prefer to be on a plane somewhere between unconscious and comatose, I had an epiphany. It’s...
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What the American People Want
The last time this happened was no less than 775 days ago. Do you remember? It was on June 28, 1919 that the Treaty of Versailles was signed in France, effectively ending World War...
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