5:00 am Central Today I will turn 43. I’m off from work today, yet still I need to get up early. The restraints of having one vehicle along with the desire to take the...
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“What do you get if you multiply six by nine?” Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, for the last 11 months and 30 days, I have lived my life under a certain harmony under the...
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Don’t Be Messin’ With My Green Tea
Stop messing with the formula!...
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The Beastie Way Of Life
It would seem that the lofty goals of our great grandparents, our grandparents, and those stationed somewhere between then and now have gone sadly awry. There was a time when our ancestors of less...
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The UnWritten Song
Many years ago while I remained stationed in my formative years, my Dad worked for a company which was of the habit of producing calendars every year for it’s existing and perspective clients. Naturally...
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10 LBS. of Crap in a 5 LB. Bag
For whatever reason there is, ladies and gentlemen, I don’t really pay attention to the news and current events on the weekends. Sure, I have apps on my phone which pop up headlines...
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Health Club Strip Tease
Muscle Universe is an upstart chain of health and fitness clubs which have steadily increased the presence in communities across the American southwest. Naturally, they have lofty goals of expanding nationwide over the next...
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Texas To Name Official State Font
AUSTIN – In an effort to present a more friendly mentality about the state of Texas, a bill was presented before the state legislature this morning to change the font on all statewide signage....
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White Liberation Theology
Whether you’re aware of it or not, some of the best inspiration I have for the verbal brilliance I publish here on TharpSter.Org is derived from my sarcastic wit. When you couple that with...
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One Year Later
Today is March 25th. Have you noticed? For the small few of you which may not remember, March 25th marks a milestone for those of us here at TharpSter.Org. Reflecting back on this time...
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