Ever wonder why dogs sniff butts?...
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6 Minutes
Wiper Blades
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5 Minutes
Technically, The Term Is Alprazolam
Right about now, ladies and gentlemen, it’s raining here in San Antonio. Such a meteorological event has become a rare occurrence here in my neck of the woods as of late. As such, I...
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Vote Responsibly Y’all
Ladies and gentlemen, we’re living in some troubled times. As much as I would love to cleave to the premise that I shouldn’t have to outline that which ails this great nation of ours,...
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The Pit Crew Chief
It’s not everyday that I preface my dispatches of verbal brilliance to the web with a pithy quote to set the mood for the rest of what you’re about to read. Today, I will...
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Changing The World, One Word At A Time
So do you want to change the world, but you just don’t know how? People try to do it everyday. The inventors create things that make our collective lives just a little bit easier...
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Remember That
Mornin’ y’all. How are you doing on this fine Independence Day? Here in Texas, the sky is blue, the temperature is rising, barbecue grills are firing up, and belts (if they’re being worn) are preparing...
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Prophetic Post-Its
Tucked away in a desk drawer somewhere in a cube farm where once young and optimistic souls now fidget with their golden handcuffs, a square, standard sized sticky note (it’s a Post-It Note) holds...
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7 Minutes
The Antithesis Of An Ode To Dairy Queen
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make. I used to wear braces. Shocking, I know. Just like my kids do today, I used to visit the orthodontist every six to eight weeks...
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