If I should get through this life here on Earth without having to face cancer in my own body, color me an image of flabbergastation. There’s a red squiggly line under that word, but...
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ABO Ain’t Enough
As we swim deeper and deeper into the 2012 election season, one specific TLA has entered the day to day vernacular. You do know what a TLA is, don’t you? That’s right. It’s a...
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On Jim Henson’s Birthday
Today we mark Jim Henson’s 75th birthday. Here at TharpSter.Org, we aren’t really given to calling attention to birthdays unless they’re our own. Even then, we don’t want to make a whole lot out...
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Protest Delays Debate
ORLANDO – Last night’s debate among the Republican presidential candidates was delayed briefly as a result of a protest staged by proponents in favor of federal benefit extensions for the perpetually unemployed who choose...
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Regarding The Rapid Decline Of Western Civilization, As It Applies To Arena Rock
It should be stated right off the bat that I had a pretty good time last night. Thanks for asking. For those of you who weren’t aware of my itinerary for last night, I’ll...
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A Muzzled Anniversary
Eighteen years ago today, Wifey and I dressed up in duds nice enough to get us into the Sizzler, stood before the preacher (her uncle), and committed ourselves to a lifetime of marriage. In...
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2 Minutes
Man vs. Cubicle
In 2006, the Discovery Channel brought you Man vs. Wild. In this show, the viewer followed Bear Grylls as he found himself stranded in the nastiest of regions all over the world. That wasn’t...
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The September Vacation Initiative
First of all, it should be said right here and now that the following flash of verbal brilliance in which you are about to wantonly imbibe through that glowing monitor attached to one of...
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A Tenacious & Muzzled Update
So far, the training is going fine. Of course, we continue to keep the dogs separated at practically all times. When they’re not separated, the human members of the organization execute rigid policies which...
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