If you noticed it in the title, I have more than one. I’d like to think of the number of scars is two and a half. This is what it’s come to people. Set...
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Bagging It
Today, the city of Austin, Texas passed a ban on paper and plastic bags. It should come as no surprise that Austin (a paradigm for goofy ass progressive cities with way too much...
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Open Doors
By my count, my driver’s license (Texas) expires in less than three months. For the last ten years, I’ve gotten away with just renewing it on line. It would seem that the state...
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60 Days In
Meh. By my count, you and I have now completed day number 60 of my elaborate scheme to commit ambitious acts of fraud and deceit on the worldwide blog reading public. No that’s not...
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A Blogging Poem
Here I sit all broken hearted Tried to blog and only sharted. So today I took a chance Hijacked a classic And published the worstest, non-rhyming haiku ever. There’s a pretty good reason I...
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Stupid News
It’s late February and you know what that means don’t you? I’ll give you a few hints. The San Antonio Rodeo is complete for the year and the Spurs have a home game on...
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Dear DFW, What Gives?
Seriously? During my trip to the northern branch of the organization this weekend, I’ve had the unfortunate misfortune to deal with the Dallas – Fort Worth area. It should be said right...
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Bird Poop
Birds don't poop in small font....
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Making It Fair
Did you know that Warren Buffet’s secretary pays more in taxes than Warren Buffet? Just for the sake of this discussion, let’s call her Bernice. I’m typing this bad boy out on a virtual...
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In The News Today
During the afternoon news today on the radio, it was reported that the local utility is testing a reverse 911 system today. In essence, the program makes automated calls to the customers of the...
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