“Hey Randy, how was your vacation? What did you do?” “Just sat around.” “Sat around? Why did you take two weeks then?” “I had a lot of sitting around to do.”...
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Blog 92
Do you like the title? That’s just a goof on yesterday’s blog. Today is April 2nd, ladies and gentlemen. That means I need to drag my lethargic rump out of bed this...
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Blog 91
Get your abacus. We’re doin’ some math. Consider 31 days in January. Add 29 days of February, and another 30 days of March. That gives us 90 days down so far for the...
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The Tragedy Of Orthodonture
Murphy’s Law has dictated the most recent set of circumstances happening here in the compound. Of that, I have no doubt. It all started several years ago when one of my beloved...
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6 Minutes
Guacamole
gua·ca·mo·le n. A thick paste of mashed avocado, often combined with citrus juice, onion, and seasonings and usually served as a dip or in salads. [American Spanish, from Nahuatl ahuacamolli : ahuacatl, avocado + molli, sauce, paste.] Pasted from <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/guacamole> Put very...
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Nail It Down
Here are the facts that we know so far. About a month ago, two individuals each made a bad decision when they encountered each other one night. One of the individuals was...
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Did I Mention?
Here’s something that will seem completely irrelevant. I’m flat footed. Did I mention that before? I’m not sure. None the less, the secret is out. Without the appropriate devices jammed into...
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Strawberries, Dipping Chocolate, & Personal Hygiene
Back in my college days, I was subjected to a plethora of short stories in various English and Literature classes. The presumption here was that these particular stories had successfully made their mark on...
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Pavlov & The Brown Eyed Girl
Technically speaking, there are four brown eyed girls housed here in the TharpSter compound. Wifey and Juniorette make up the human part, and our two dogs have the other sets covered. Just for the...
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The Pit Bull Diaries, Two Years Later
If I’ve scheduled the publishing of this blog correctly, today is March 25th. Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the two year anniversary of the best traffic day this site has ever experienced....
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