Is the official seal of the county of Ector here in Texas really a flatulent penguin wearing a hat made of yarn and recycled beer cans?...
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7 Minutes
The Case Of The Bad Aftertaste
It all started a few days ago when I ran out of my diet green tea here at the domain. No big deal, I’ll just pick one up in the vending machine at the...
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Stolen Suffrage
At the time of this writing, I’ll have you know that I just voted in the Texas primary. You know. The one that’s usually part of Super Tuesday. You know. The one...
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3 Minutes
This Is Nacho Farm
*Buuuuuurrrrrpp* Please pardon me while I partake in the digestive process of what can be described as a purely hedonistic intake of what was a delicious lunch. If there is a man, woman, or...
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3 Minutes
American Idol Lip Syncing Allegations Rock Music Industry
The music industry was rocked last Thursday when news broke that an artist made famous by American Idol was involved in a major lip syncing scandal. For the time the show has been on...
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An App For That Too
Well ladies and gentlemen, humankind has been on this rock for a pretty long time. As a result of our continued presence here, regardless of what impact we’ve had or haven’t had on the...
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Sadly Awake
I’d like to thank the encephalitic savants in the programming department at NBC for wasting my time this spring with the show “Awake”. Sadly I was. Awake that is. The premise...
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3 Minutes
DOL Investigation To Review Rules On Denim
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Department of Labor announced today that it’s opened an investigation into workplace irregularities which could cause some major changes in corporate America. At the center of the investigation is the...
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Sandwich Art & $4 Of Mixed Fruit
Editors note – In yesterday’s tweet / Facebook post, this site’s author specifically admonished our widespread audience not to read the accompanying blog because it sucked. To the three people who read it anyway...
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3 Minutes
Books ‘N Stuff
Suffice to say, Left Eye Squinty appears to have exited stage…. Well. Left. Not a moment too soon if you ask me. Last year’s bout with a corneal edema threw my world into a...
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