Suffice to say, Left Eye Squinty appears to have exited stage…. Well. Left. Not a moment too soon if you ask me. Last year’s bout with a corneal edema threw my world into a...
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May Twenty Something
I am tired. It’s a good kind of tired though. It would seem in my continued time in the middle of Cubeville where my nameplate has taken to ritualistically jumping to it’s demise...
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Initial Contact
Speed things up. Make them quicker. That’s right people. In today’s microwave society where we get our news instantly by means other than an evening newscast or a morning paper, we’ve become one which...
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Questionable Parenting
Remember Parenthood? As much as you’d like to think that I’m talking about the Ron Howard movie that came out over twenty years ago, I’m not. But maybe I am. Ladies and gentlemen, what in...
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Your Friday….
….my Thursday. That’s right people. By the time you read this dispatch, I will be firmly ensconced in the middle of Cubeville doing unspeakable things which I normally don’t perform on a Saturday....
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Not Quite The Horse Head
How do you know when you’re going to have a bad day? When you open your oven to check dinner, the rump roast farts in your face. For those of you younger...
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The Last Gig
Last night, I attended what will most likely be the last concert of my son’s high school career. I don’t mind telling you that it was pretty good. They rocked the house. ...
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The Real Position Of Power
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I’ve figured it out. I’ve spent just under 20 years in the confines of some sort of cubicle or office where they hotel the staff from one work...
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On Your Way To Oblivion…….
……pick up a t-shirt for me. Many years ago I had a t-shirt featuring a road sign on a highway. The sign touted two destinations: End of the world – 5 miles...
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Anatomy Of A Calculus Assignment
Back in the day, a calculus assignment involved the following items: Even still, the knowledge I gathered in that year in which I took three different Calculus classes gave me no real foundation for...
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