This one goes out to all of you movie fans who saw the original Total Recall with Gov. Arnie and appreciated it for it’s cinematic splendor. You know who you are. Remember...
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Today’s Epiphany
As a result of my self diagnosed case of OCD, I sit here at lunch (chicken sandwich, tater tots, starlight mints) listening to the radio, reading tweets, and checking my blog stats. Typically when...
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That Which Irritates Me
Like it or not ladies and gentlemen, there’s nothing like a groggy Monday morning to inspire cynical blog material. Granted, a Monday morning usually doesn’t inspire a whole lot of any material for...
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The Real Problem With Tuna Salad
From a traditional standpoint, tuna salad is made up of four essential components: Canned tuna Mayonnaise Pickles Hard boiled eggs The number of times that Mom or Dad made tuna salad in...
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Dumb Jokes & Exciting Videos
Well ladies and gentlemen, as promised in yesterday’s blog I spent time in the backyard starter kit this morning reading The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe while dining on dry Corn Chex,...
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Lab Jack Martini
Shaken, not stirred. Faith continues to heal at a rate which just isn’t fast enough for her or those of us who keep getting hit by her neck bound weapon of dermal destruction. Her...
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Earth In Peril: New Rotation Could Cause Problems For The Planet
The Earth’s rotation has recently experienced an anomaly in its rotation according to lead scientists with NASA and the US Geological Service. It’s currently unknown what the long term implications of an irregular rotation...
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A New Kind Of Reception
Okay, so even though you’re reading this on the 5th of July, it was composed on July 4th. ; Any other time in which this particular post could have been transmitted from by brain,...
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A Toe For A Tow
Well, ladies and gentlemen, today has been a doozy. Aside from taking Faith to the vet to liberate her of a broken toe, my kids went to see Spiderman today. Kinda. Where that issue...
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Lexiconical Diversification
Far be it for me to jump on a bandwagon or anything like that, but in this case I feel quite compelled to follow suit. Speaking of the bandwagon, I couldn’t help but...
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