Well ladies and gentlemen, how about that? I’ve been watching football all day and am no worse for the wear at this point. Strange enough, I actually got some housework done too. Yeah,...
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She Did A Mean Macarena To The Funky Cold Medina
I sit here at Mr. Laptop (not to be confused with Mr. Coffee or Mr. Radar) at 4pm central on Saturday afternoon. It’s hot. The heat comes in some way by means of...
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Put Your Hands In The Air
There comes a point in every man’s life when…… [insert thoughtfully inspired challenge right *here*]. Yeah, I don’t know. I’ve already fired off a couple of dispatches that start like that during the...
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2 Minutes
Pack Up The Babies And Grab The Old Ladies
It was just a matter of time before the menace-festation returned. Now atop the frame which steadies the decoupage loaded sneeze guard which presumably separates me from the rest of the world in...
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Racism & Pizza
It probably goes without saying that my kids have put on displays of racism in the past. Granted, that’s not what they had in mind at the time of their inadvertent indiscretion, but...
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A Wretched Hive Of Scum & Villainy
I stand here in the hot Texas sun so characteristic of this this time of year, and I’m waiting to be let into one of the auxiliary offices of the organization. It seems...
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6 Minutes
Obama To Issue New American Challenge In Convention Speech
CHAROLETTE, NC – The date of May 25, 1961 represents a bold and powerful event in the history of America as one which ushered in this country’s race to the moon. It was on...
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5 Minutes
The S.E.P. Field
After a week away from the domain setting up digs in the northern auxiliary branch of TharpSter.Org, Junior appears to be well on his way. Within a matter of days, he was stacking...
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Us & Them
This last week I watched cable news coverage of the Republican National Convention on three different occasions. I’ve been watching these things now for over 30 years. At least I’m pretty sure I have...
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A Moment Of Silence
I think it’s only necessary at this point in time to call for a moment of silence in deference to my tormentor, the sock monkey. He will be missed. *pause to absorb...
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