As I march forth in my ill-conceived and clumsy endeavor to age gracefully, I find it only necessary to begin taking part in all of the activities which are required for men of my gender and age to undergo. I spent my late 20’s, all of my 30’s, and a better part of my 40’s doing “Dad-related” things focused around tormenting the kids with cold water wake-ups, undesirable chores, asset seizures, and general harassment. …"The Pot Diaries"
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. *squirms* It’s not every day that I sit here at the command center of the most insightful website on the whole worldwide web and fidget looking for a bit of comfort. *frantically searches the command center for a pillow* Ok, listen up. This isn’t going to be the normal thousand words of verbal brilliance you’re accustomed to around here. With that in mind, I’m just going…"More Brutality Ahead"