The 3 Legged Stool

I sit here…..   No, that’s not right.   I stand here at the kitchen counter consuming an Everything Bagel.  A near empty bottle of Palmolive supervises the process in desperate hopes of capturing a discarded morsel of cream cheese slathered goodness.  One of the dogs is here too, and knows she has a better shot consuming the garlic infused nirvana that will generate creative and challenging odors for both ends of her alimentary canal…

"The 3 Legged Stool"

Killing Halves

In the last decade, a true American pastime has become the dumping ground for the disgustingly raunchy, putrid, fermented, and sometimes botulent contents of every diseased bladder, colon, and portable colostomy bag the worldwide entertainment industry has to offer. For what it’s worth, the assault is over 40 years old.  In the early days, it wasn’t so bad.  Over time, it’s gradually gotten worse by using the sneaky little social engineering device of incrementalism to…

"Killing Halves"